My "father" slew my parents in battle.
He killed them right in front of me.
I was just an infant so I don't really...
Mother was the one who changed me, actually...
Father could really raise his voice sometimes, hurt my ears and my feelings...
Turned me into an assassin. Used me as a weapon.
I turned on him because I knew I finally had to stand up and do what's right.
Yes... look, this is getting awkward so...
(sorry DC fans, but it was too good of a set up)
This is comedy gold.
Okay, the only thing I’ll say in defense of DC here is that OF COURSE Watchmen isn’t a part of their cinematic universe. It’s a stand-alone story (I KNOW ABOUT THE PREQUELS - THEY DON’T COUNT) unconnected to the DC Universe.